This guy’s new toy is amazing. And he needs help with a name.

Also: I totally want one. Or two.

Good advice at the brewery (Taken with Instagram at Bull City Burger and Brewery)

Good advice at the brewery (Taken with Instagram at Bull City Burger and Brewery)

Fuck those guys

  • me: man, if someone doesn't know me and just goes off the quotes of mine you put up, i sound just a bit like a dick.
  • which, come to think of it, might be a little bit accurate.
  • the_patches: yes, but we are best friends.
  • so fuck those guys.
Setting all other things aside, let’s agree that when you use Pizza Hut to make your proposal, life has not taken the turns you expected.

Setting all other things aside, let’s agree that when you use Pizza Hut to make your proposal, life has not taken the turns you expected.

I demand this become a real show.

We got cuppows! (Taken with Instagram at Chez Sackett)

We got cuppows! (Taken with Instagram at Chez Sackett)

This guy nails everything that’s wrong with the formulaic news pieces you see on broadcast television.

Hysterical.